Our Collections: Valentine's Day

Roses are red, true love is rare, booty booty booty, rockin' everywhere. 

Whether it's your boo face or your Galentine, we've got a card that will make them blush. 

12 products
  • I Willy Love You
    Hand-drawn wieners on a sustainably sourced greeting card. Caption:
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  • Thanks for loving me even when I act like a boob
    Hand-drawn boobs on a sustainably sourced greeting card. Caption:
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  • I'm Truly Nuts for You
    Hand-drawn wieners on a sustainably sourced greeting card. Folded and blank inside. Caption:
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  • We Make a Great Pair
    Hand-drawn wieners on a sustainably sourced greeting card. Caption:
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  • You're Perfect
    Hand-drawn boobs on a sustainably sourced greeting card including mastectomy drawings for breast cancer survivors. Caption:
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  • You're Seriously the Tits
    Hand-drawn boobs on a sustainably sourced greeting card. Caption:
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  • You're the Tits
    Hand-drawn boobs on a sustainably sourced greeting card. Caption in bold:
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  • All The Titties
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  • Let Us Write & Send Your Card
    Woman writing a note on a greeting card from Friends Do This. Mildly inappropriate greeting cards for seriously rad humans.
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  • You Can't Spell Happiness
    Hand-drawn wieners on a sustainably sourced greeting card. Caption:
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  • That Personality
    Hand-drawn wieners on a greeting card. Caption:
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  • You're the Friggin' Breast
    Hand-drawn boobs of all shapes and sizes on a sustainably sourced greeting card. Caption:
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