It isn't the ups and downs that make life difficult: it's the jerks.
But because the downs really truly blow, send this card out like wildfire for some good old fashion wiener fun.
Caption: Life's got its ups and downs...
Card deets: 4.13" x 5.83" | 16pt paper thickness. Folded and blank inside. Sustainably sourced. Made with love and packaged by human hands.
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