"To make a long story short." *Is still talking 30 minutes later...
Sometimes the best cards to get are the ones that are literally for no good reason other than to say "Hi, hey, hello."
Caption: Shlong story short.
Card deets: 4.13" x 5.83" | 16pt paper thickness. Folded and blank inside. Sustainably sourced. Made with love and packaged by human hands.
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