Anniversary/Getting Hitched

Yay! (Another) friend is getting married!!!* 

*Said with 95% happiness and 5% "are you f*%king kidding me?!"

From asking your besties to be your bridesmaid to wishing your lover a happy anniversary, shop our "slightly sarcastic but full of love" greeting card collection 

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  • May your boobs look extra amazing - wedding congratulation card
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  • You can't spell happiness without penis. - Wedding card
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  • I will love you - penis card
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  • Wishing you a lifetime of health and hap-penis card
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  • Woman writing a note on a greeting card from Friends Do This. Mildly inappropriate greeting cards for seriously rad humans.
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  • Way to lock that D down! Engagement Card
    $6.50
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  • Hand-drawn wieners on a sustainably sourced greeting card. Folded and blank inside. Caption:
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