Our Collections: Love Notes

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Say "I REALLY love you" with our handcrafted boob and wiener greeting cards!

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  • You're the Tits
    Hand-drawn boobs on a sustainably sourced greeting card. Caption in bold:
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  • May Your Boobs Look Extra Amazing Today
    Hand-drawn boobs on a sustainably sourced greeting card. Caption:
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  • I Willy Love You
    Hand-drawn wieners on a sustainably sourced greeting card. Caption:
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  • You Can't Spell Happiness
    Hand-drawn wieners on a sustainably sourced greeting card. Caption:
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  • Let Us Write & Send Your Card
    Woman writing a note on a greeting card from Friends Do This. Mildly inappropriate greeting cards for seriously rad humans.
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  • Pack of Stamps
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  • That Personality
    Hand-drawn wieners on a greeting card. Caption:
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  • You're the Friggin' Breast
    Hand-drawn boobs of all shapes and sizes on a sustainably sourced greeting card. Caption:
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  • You're Perfect
    Hand-drawn boobs on a sustainably sourced greeting card including mastectomy drawings for breast cancer survivors. Caption:
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  • Thanks for Being like My Favorite Bra
    Hand-drawn boobs on a sustainably sourced greeting card. Caption:
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  • I Miss Your Tits
    Hand-drawn boobs on a sustainably sourced greeting card. Caption:
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  • Wishing you a Lifetime Of
    Funny wedding card with hand-drawn wieners on a sustainably sourced greeting card. Caption:
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