What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"We better perk up or someone's going to think we're nuts..."
Send some joy to a friend who needs a little "perk the heck up, homie" reminder, with this boob inspired greeting card!
Caption: Perk up.
Card deets: 4.5'' x 6.25" | 16pt paper thickness. Folded and blank inside. Sustainably sourced. Made with love and packaged by human hands.
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Boring cards, be gone, y'all! My friendship game has seriously been elevated from the stack of FDT cards in my desk. I am especially loving this Perk Up card (for obvious reasons!). I'm usually an, oh-shit-why-did-I-wait-so-long procrastinator type and really appreciate having this baby on hand when I need to send a little love to someone. Highly recommend stocking up!
Hey Mary - From three oh-shit-why-did-we-wait-so-long procrastinators to another, thank you! Having a stack of 'thinking of you cards' on hand is always the right move. You sound like a smarty pants who has some pretty lucky friends. Thanks for supporting our small biz and for your unwavering snail mail enthusiasm. We need more peeps in the world like you, kid. Thanks, again!
Peace, love, and procrastination - Jules, Carolyn, and Jordan