With age comes wisdom. It also means your boobies inch a wee bit closer to your knees... Send some HBD love to your bestie and her gals with this Happy Birthday tittie card.
Caption: Happy birthday to you and the gals.
Card deets: 4.5" x 6.25" | 16pt paper thickness. Folded and blank inside. Sustainably sourced. Made with love and packaged by human hands.
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Turning 31 is like the sad cousin of turning 30. The celebration isn't as big, you're one year closer to 40 and you still don't understand how 401ks work. Despite this (and my growing urge to adopt a 3rd cat or disabled farm animals) I was still able to manage not one, but two massive smiles when I received two of these cards from my friends! They seriously have exquisite taste and a great sense of humor. Thank you Friends do this for not taking life too seriously. The gals and I had a great day thanks to you!
Hey There Spring Chicken - What is this 401k you speak of?! 31 might be closer to 40, but it's further from 13... Gosh, remember those dark days?? We sure are glad you have what sounds like, the raddest friends on the planet. We hope you had a fabulous birthday and ended up adopting that 3rd cat AND a disabled farm animal. As the saying goes,
Peace, love & to early retirement,
Jules, Carolyn and Jordan
Hilarious birthday card for any woman in your life! Great quality and exceptional customer service. The custom envelope is also a super cool and unique touch! I love supporting small businesses and will be purchasing many more from these ladies soon!
Hey Carolyn - Yes, we are responding to you 5 months late, but no, that does not mean we are anything but jazzed for your support! And thank you for giving some love to our envelopes...the true unsung hero's of card giving and receiving. A lot of love when into them so your praise warms our little hearts. Stay rad, come back soon, and we promise a prompter thank YOU, next time!
Peace, love and better late than never - Jules, Carolyn & Jordan