Funny birthday card with hand-drawn wieners on a sustainably sourced greeting card. Caption: "Not to bust your balls but you're old AF..."

Not to Bust Your Balls: Happy Birthday Card

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Don't think of today as turning [insert age]. 
Think of it as getting old. 

Send this Happy Birthday card and remind your friend that whatever age they are turning is the new 30...

Caption: Not to bust your balls but you're old AF...

Card deets: 4.5" x 6.25" | 16pt paper thickness. Folded and blank inside. Sustainably sourced. Made with love and packaged by human hands.

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