"It's not the size of the wand it's the magic in the stick." We realize this has very little to do with the contents of this card but it's kind of a funny saying, right?!
We're gonna need to put this puppy on a card...
Caption: I love you for your personality but that dick is a really nice bonus.
Card deets: 4.13" x 5.83" | 16pt paper thickness. Folded and blank inside. Sustainably sourced. Made with love and packaged by human hands.
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