Funny wedding card with hand-drawn wieners on a sustainably sourced greeting card. Caption: "Wishing you a lifetime of health and hap-penis."

Wishing you a Lifetime Of

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"Webster's dictionary defines a wedding as "the fusing of two metals with a hot torch." Well, you know something? I think you guys are two medals. Gold medals." - Micahel Scott

Caption: Wishing you a lifetime of health and hap-penis.

Card deets: 4.13" x 5.83" | 16pt paper thickness. Folded and blank inside. Sustainably sourced. Made with love and packaged by human hands.

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